Galoot Wisdom

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March 2, 2022March 2, 2022
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WHAT'S A DASHING GALOOT? To be dashing is to be adventurous, suave, and savvy. To be a galoot is to be a unique individual. To be both is to be a bold risk-taker that forges one's own way through a conformist society. Fill out the form below to start your own Dashing Galoot journey.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Jonas is the founder of the Dashing Galoot and the biggest proponent of the Dashing Galoot lifestyle. He writes for the good or the entertainment of society and so that other people can be as cool as he (obviously) is.

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