Are you a Smudger?January 22, 2022January 22, 2022 Welcome! Are you ready to take Are you a Smudger?? Find out whether you are a smudger, or something worse *DUN DUN DUN DUN dramatic music*. Take the quiz as many times as you'd like to figure out what it really takes to become one of the elites. How big are your goals? Deselect Answer I want to rule the universe and then be featured on the Dashing Galoot as well! What? Goals? I just look forward to the next warm bowl of mac 'n cheese What sort of sandwiches do you like? Deselect Answer Peanut butter and jelly, baby! I like a good meat and cheese sandwich on fresh sourdough Garlic & Herb flatbread w/brie, steak strips, avocado, olives, and red onion Which of these are you most likely to do for a friend? Deselect Answer Give them a random hug (without trying to squeeze the life out of them) Give them a random hug and definitely try to squeeze the life out of them Compliment their ravishing good looks Get them better friends Which of these Friday night ideas sounds ideal? Deselect Answer Finding an epic Netflix show about ducks to binge watch Demolishing a gallon of custard (by eating it or by more violent methods) Hanging out with the boyzzzz (or the girlzzzz) Going bowling. Cereal bowling. What's your ideal vacation location? Deselect Answer The Dashing Galoot's living room A volcano full of chicken noodle soup A beach A noodle restaurant in orbit How happy are you right now? Deselect Answer What is happiness? I am unfamiliar If I had something nice like cheese curds I could be happy A smirk is playing at the corners of my mouth right now I'M SO HAPPY YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, MR. DASHING GALOOT!!! Please fill in the comment box below. Time's up 3 thoughts on “Are you a Smudger?” Eli January 22, 2022 at 11:33 am Reply Thanks for helping me learn a new word. I no longer have to call out my friends who have a “morbid preoccupation with thoughts about cleanliness” as such. Jonas Doerr January 24, 2022 at 11:00 am Reply No problem! I hope you don’t have to use it too often though 😉 Polish Portal May 15, 2022 at 3:25 am Reply Hello! I could have sworn Ive been to this website before but after browsing through some of the post I realized its new to me. Nonetheless, Im definitely happy I found it and Ill be book-marking and checking back frequently! Leave a Reply to Polish Portal Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Comment * Get My Really Funny Email Updates? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for [awesome] updates!