Can YOU be a galoot?October 22, 2020October 22, 2020 So you think you can be a galoot? Or you're hoping that it's just not a part of your inner being? Well, our intelligent hamsters have generated a quiz that predicts within 95 percentiles how easy it would be for you to become a galoot. Give it your best shot, good chap! What do you see when you look in the mirror? Nothing, I avoid mirrors like the plague. I'm the fairest of them all! If I had one more freckle I'd make the Chick-fil-A logo when I squint! A unique and wonderful person A face Which would you prefer to spend a day at? My friend's house The top of Mt. Everest A ball pit of chocolate bars that slowly melt as the day goes on with 2 WWE wrestlers as company A pickle factory thedashinggaloot.com What would be the most entertaining to blow up? A blimp I don't blow things up! I just blow out candles on my birthday! An enormous BLT engulfed in avocados A small pickle How frequently do you play Tecmo Super Bowl? Never. Now and then While Reggie Jackson makes the Raiders a huge threat, if he is stopped really that team is worthless. But Jerry Rice and 49ers are simply unstoppable, although I would argue Tolliver and Marion Butts on the Chargers are the most underrated, and the sherbet colored Buccaneers have the best cornerback and Lawrence Taylor is simply a BEAST! How do you pronounce galoot? Gah-loot Gah-loooooot Gah-looooooooooooooooooooot Gah-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! Do you ask for advice on how to become a dashing galoot? Oh yes, regularly No, but I will! Really! Ha that advice column is a joke. A not funny one. Which of these best describes your personality? A zany zebra A loony lion A jocular giraffe A peacock A hungry hippo Which Disney princess are you? Cinderella Pocahontas Snow White Ariel Jasmine Aurora Rapunzel Belle Tiana Merida Mulan Flynn Rider What kind of food do you like? All of it Spicy Fast food Thanksgiving dinner Other Time is Up! Time's up 3 thoughts on “Can YOU be a galoot?” Dude October 27, 2020 at 9:28 pm Reply This be annoying. firstname.lastname@example.org October 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm Reply Very sorry, good sir. What can I do to help you? Isaiah O'Day November 1, 2020 at 1:03 am Reply You don’t appreciate real “art”. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Comment * Get My Really Funny Email Updates? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for [awesome] updates!
This be annoying.
Very sorry, good sir. What can I do to help you?
You don’t appreciate real “art”.