Has Your Galoot Gone Kaput?September 23, 2021 Get ready for "Has Your Galoot Gone Kaput?"! Find out if you still have the juice in you or if something happened and you have to find it again. 1. When was the last time you said the word, "Galoot"? Today This week This month Sometime in my life Never Right now, cuz I'm a cheater 2. What's your idea of a dashing adventure? A book/show and a cozy blanket 14 cups of coffee Catching squirrels to make a colony in your bathroom Meeting tons of new people Going out in public 3. Which of these have you felt most recently? Irresistible Curiosity Improbably Unlucky Incandescently Hot Like the reincarnation of Batman on earth I haven't ever felt any of those things 4. How often do you make jokes? Enough that all my friends get annoyed Whenever I need a good comeback; I have the best roasts I drop some good ones in my conversations Once in a while I have a really good one I never make really funny jokes 5. If someone said you were boring, what would you do? Passionately argue with them Remove them from your life Ask them why they say that and then improve yourself Run around like a maniac proving them wrong Scream like a drunk yodeler 6. How random are you, in terms of dice 1 d4 (that is, one four-sided die) 1 d6 1 d10 5 d20 100 d100 500 d4 7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Dumb question 40kg 1, woodchucks always chuck upstream, so it would always float back to him 20 times his bodyweight before his biceps gave out Depends how much his girlfriend weighs Thanks for taking Has Your Galoot Gone Kaput? . Feel free to try again if you feel your result was inaccurate, or go to our advice page and file a complaint! Time's up Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name * Email * Website Comment * Get My Really Funny Email Updates? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for [awesome] updates!